ANTHONY!!!


katieebeezy:

OMG. ha!


"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…" Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing."

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hannahisdead:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

 

THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

SCREAMS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.

HEEEHEE I LOVE SILLY MUSIC JOKES

NERD JOKE!

BAHAHAHA DAMNIT THAT IS CLEVER

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Important Dates Masterlist

  • September 1, 2012: Doctor Who Series 7 Premiere
  • September 6, 2012: Fashion's Night Out, Video Music Awards
  • September 11, 2012: Go On premiere
  • September 13, 2012: Glee Season 3 Premiere
  • September 14, 2012: Finding Nemo 3D
  • September 17, 2012: Bones season premiere
  • September 21, 2012: The Perks of Being a Wallflower
  • September 24, 2012: How I Met Your Mother season premiere
  • September 27, 2012: The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling
  • September 28, 2012: Hotel Transylvania
  • September 29, 2012: Merlin series premiere
  • October 2, 2012: The Mark of Athena by Rick Riordan
  • October 3, 2012: Supernatural season premiere
  • November 16, 2012: Breaking Dawn Part 2
  • November 18, 2012: American Music Awards
  • December 14th, 2012: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
  • January 11, 2013: Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
  • January 13, 2013: Golden Globe Awards
  • February 10, 2013: Grammy Awards
  • February 12, 2013: The Indigo Spell by Richelle Mead
  • February 24, 2013: Academy Awards
  • March 19, 2013: Clockwork Princess by Cassandra Clare
  • March 29, 2013: The Host
  • March 30, 2013: Kids Choice Awards
  • May 3, 2013: Iron Man 3
  • May 17, 2013: Star Trek 2
  • June 14, 2013: Man of Steel
  • June 21, 2013: Monsters University
  • June 27, 2013 to June 30, 2013: LeakyCon, Portland
  • July 3, 2013: Despicable Me 2
  • July 18, 2013 to July 21, 2013: Comic Con
  • August 1, 2013 to August 4, 2013: Vidcon
  • August 8,2013 to August 11, 2013: LeakyCon, London
  • August 16, 2013: Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
  • August 23, 2013: The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
  • November 8, 2013: Thor: The Dark World
  • November 22, 2013: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
  • December 13th, 2013: The Hobbit: There and Back Again
  • April 4, 2014: Captain America: The Winter Soldier
  • May 2, 2014: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
  • May 23, 2014: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
  • Summer 2014: The Hobbit: Part 3 (no title yet)
  • June 20, 2014: How to Train Your Dragon 2
  • July 18, 2014: X-Men: Days of Future Fast
  • August 1, 2014: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • November 21, 2014: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
  • May 1, 2015: The Avengers 2
  • November 20, 2015: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2
  • Forever reblog so that all of us nerds know!
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scarsalwaysfade:

It’s childhood cancer awareness month. Lets not forget these kids.

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WHY WOULD YOU DRAW THIS???????????


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yoannmichaux:

When a child doesn’t read, imagination disappear. Literacy Foundation Ads by Gaetan Namouric

I AGREE WITH THIS.

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DAMN IT, READ TO YOUR CHILDREN AND TEACH THEM TO LOVE LITERATURE. ;n;

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